Hi hashers…
It’s time to rego for Bay Area Weekend Campout (BAWC)!!!
The fourth anal BAWC will be at Mount Madonna State Park, Arrowhead campground!
Friday June 13th – Sunday June 15th.
Rego includes the camp site, beer, Friday dinner, beer, Saturday breakfast, Olympdicks, Saturday dinner, talent show, more beer, Sunday breakfast, and 2 trails in the redwoods!
The theme this year is “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE”…. bring your animal onesies, your ears, your tails, your loin cloth, and your leopard-print leotards and get ready to go down on all fours and party like an animal!!!
Kegs tapped at noon on Friday. The campground is available from 3pm Thursday June 12th through 11am Sunday – you’re welcome to cum early but BYO everything! On Sunday please pack up your shit and be out by 11am.
Agenda…
Thursday:
3pm: Campground available for early check-in – bring-your-own-everything for Thursday night!
Friday:
12pm – BAWC officially kicks off, kegs tapped!
pm: Mordor (beer pong); animal face-painting; general silliness
5:45pm – Safety Briefing
6pm – Icebreaker Bingo
7pm – Dinner
8pm – Best decorated abode judging
Midnight (or at least, under the cover of darkness) – Nekkid Trail (Clothing Optional)
Saturday:
8am – Coffee
9am – Breakfast
11:30am – Hash Olympdicks
2pm – SVH3 Sponsored Trails (Eagle, Turkey, Chicken)
5pm – Circle
7 pm – Dinner
8pm – Talent Show
Sunday
8am – Coffee
9am- Breakfast
11:30am – BAWC is a wrap! Tuck that tail between your legs and creep off whence you came….
1pm – Campsite Closed
Latest “WHO’S CUMMING” so far…
Backdoor Boys |
Bacon Queef |
Bareback Unicrack |
Bob HandCock |
Bunker Buster |
Chewie |
Clearly not a Hooker |
Cold Smegma Kamikaze |
Dead Fish |
Devirginizer |
Dickweed |
DogBreath |
E = McFucked |
FapJack |
Fedora the Explorer |
Five Finger Fuck Truck |
Flours for Anal Bum |
Fuck Me Father For I Have Sinned |
Gary the shitstain |
Giant Athletic Supporter |
Got Wood |
Gummy Herb |
gunga dick |
Hareless |
Hugh Heifer |
Iceman McBaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadAtSeXXX |
InHerCuntinentalMissile |
Jersey Lunchbox |
Just Foot Pussy |
Just Get It Over With |
Just Kenny |
Just Lulu |
Just Paige |
Leaky Rubber |
Madame Spreadsalot |
Meñage a Toe |
Missile Anus/Dual Tools |
More Fingers |
Mossy Patch |
Mouth Down South |
Mr Bone Jangles |
Guest of Hareless |
Only Comes When Its Hard |
Pink Cherry Licker |
Posterior Motive |
Princess Diarrhea |
Queen |
Shanghiney |
Shit Faced |
Shitmare on L Street |
Six O’Nine |
Skid Mark |
Sperm Donor |
Stickless |
Thmp-Thmp |
TitsOnDemand |
Today is Monday |
Tugs Bunny |
Twisted Sister |
Vagina Dentata |
Wet Hairs |
Yellow Prick Load |