4th Annual BAWC

Hi hashers…

It’s time to rego for Bay Area Weekend Campout (BAWC)!!!

The fourth anal BAWC will be at Mount Madonna State Park, Arrowhead campground!

Friday June 13th – Sunday June 15th.

Rego includes the camp site, beer, Friday dinner, beer, Saturday breakfast, Olympdicks, Saturday dinner, talent show, more beer,  Sunday breakfast, and 2 trails in the redwoods!

The theme this year is “WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE”…. bring your animal onesies, your ears, your tails, your loin cloth, and your leopard-print leotards and get ready to go down on all fours and party like an animal!!!

Kegs tapped at noon on Friday. The campground is available from 3pm Thursday June 12th through 11am Sunday – you’re welcome to cum early but BYO everything! On Sunday please pack up your shit and be out by 11am.

REGO HERE!!!

Agenda…

Thursday:

3pm: Campground available for early check-in – bring-your-own-everything for Thursday night!

Friday:

12pm – BAWC officially kicks off, kegs tapped!

pm: Mordor (beer pong); animal face-painting; general silliness

5:45pm – Safety Briefing

6pm – Icebreaker Bingo

7pm – Dinner

8pm – Best decorated abode judging

Midnight (or at least, under the cover of darkness) – Nekkid Trail (Clothing Optional)

Saturday:

8am – Coffee

9am – Breakfast

11:30am – Hash Olympdicks

2pm – SVH3 Sponsored Trails (Eagle, Turkey, Chicken)

5pm – Circle

7 pm – Dinner

8pm – Talent Show

Sunday

8am – Coffee

9am- Breakfast

11:30am – BAWC is a wrap! Tuck that tail between your legs and creep off whence you came….

1pm – Campsite Closed

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